shine bright like a gangster duck

"1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:48:44 +0200

“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.

2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.

3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come— get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed— you will think about the bus again.

4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you.

5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.

6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.

7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.

8. When you feel the yearning for a new city— start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment.

9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring.

10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.

Live. Live.

Live.

Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.

”

- (via petrichour)

rumminov: I can’t believe its been one year of cherubs, here’s...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:57:55 +0200

rumminov:

I can’t believe its been one year of cherubs, here’s a really lazy drawing to commemorate it

ipoog: basically

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:57:05 +0200

ipoog:

basically

magic-disney: Dr. Doofenshmirtz talks about One Direction on...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:50:26 +0200

magic-disney:

Dr. Doofenshmirtz talks about One Direction on Daily Doof x

WHAT THE HECK IS DISNEY CHANNEL DOING

A Story of Reminiscent Eyes

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:48:39 +0200

raspomme:

Original: 目に浮かぶ話
by ペコ

Permission was granted by the original artist to translate and post this comic.

Read More

Boys and Girls, Face Forward

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:46:00 +0200

raspomme:

Original here
by ペコ

Permission was granted by the original artist to translate and post this comic.

peachymints: For character development of course. I miss my OCs...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:30:36 +0200

peachymints:

For character development of course.

I miss my OCs right now.

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:27:25 +0200

sofiaruelle: UPDATE ART!!! “lets be dorks 5evur.”Despite how...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:13:15 +0200

sofiaruelle:

UPDATE ART!!! “lets be dorks 5evur.”
Despite how bitchy Jade is i still think she’s adorkable. well they both are. :B

I made updateart based on nichannichun’s artstyle cause i cannot artstyle my own. *cries*

captainport: i love all of you i know it’s hard, but you can...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:29:51 +0200

captainport:

i love all of you

i know it’s hard, but you can get through this!

ask-kido-tsubomi: My friend told me to make it...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:29:11 +0200

ask-kido-tsubomi:

My friend told me to make it rebloggable.

Here you have

leahweetosdoesart: kidaookami: leahweetosdoesart: “IF KARKAT MOTHER FUCKIN KNEW ON THIS…...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:26:36 +0200

leahweetosdoesart:

kidaookami:

leahweetosdoesart:

“IF KARKAT MOTHER FUCKIN KNEW ON THIS… he actually would want to kill me. :o(“

The comic gave me so many feels, I had to make a possible happy ending to it.

Hgnnn okay i reblog it because i love this ending omg.

adiostoreadumb: Make way, peasants of Walmart. The prince has...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:18:05 +0200

adiostoreadumb:

Make way, peasants of Walmart. The prince has arrived.

frukoff: source?

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:12:24 +0200

frukoff:

source?

Photo

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:21:14 +0200

germanbrothers: (art is official, I believe)

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:00:26 +0200

germanbrothers:

(art is official, I believe)

thetasteofgermany: Coppenrath & Wiese diverse Desserts...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:36:29 +0200

thetasteofgermany:

Coppenrath & Wiese diverse Desserts (Kleiner Augenblick)

bigstupidbaby: losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:24:46 +0200

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things the entire universe

I love that there is literally a Karkat ship for every genre of romance.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:12:18 +0200

terezidactyl:

You want to experience the feels of unrequited love, you say?

Repressed emotions? Struggle? some Tsundere action?

Best friends turning into boyfriends? Or maybe just enjoying bros playing video games and yelling at eachother?

What’s that? Sexual frustration, you say?

I know you all like selfcest, don’t lie to me.

Angst? Love-hate relationships? Forgiveness?

Unlikely pairings? Hidden feelings?

How about some oblivious love?

Want some bro bonding?

Comfort fics ahoy!

littleaphheadcanons: When England was little he used to convince Ireland to dress up like the...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:10:45 +0200

littleaphheadcanons:

When England was little he used to convince Ireland to dress up like the doctor then chase him around with a cooking whisk and a plunger yelling “EXTERMINATE!!” Wales would never admit it, but he loved doing this.